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| − | ::::::::::::::::::::: please buy this gay shit up here |
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| − | = you thoughtless cyberbullies are disrupting this wikipedia. the information must flow = |
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| − | lol your ass must flow |
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| − | = maybe i have a hardon for lara craft okay? dont freaking judge me = |
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| − | -- this preceding unsigned comment was added by lord raocow |
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| − | this wikipedia is 'closed' due to the gang war |
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| − | please visit our sister wikipedia, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaahh!!!_Real_Monsters Aaah!!! Real Lies] |
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| − | :that's terror |
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| − | NUMBER TWO |
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| − | :that's terror |
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| − | = WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD THAT WOULD BE = |
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| − | == you do ther work we do the pleasre= == |
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| − | == Iter Gregorious == |
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| − | I woke up today |
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| − | Expecting to find all that I wrote |
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| − | And climb the mountain of lies and notes |
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| − | Finally I'm at the top of this article |
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| − | Unfortunately there is nothing left |
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| − | But vandalism |
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| − | I woke up today |
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| − | To a wiki that's edited to blurbs, swears and jokes |
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| − | I'm the webmaster upon this withered site |
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| − | I ruled every page, every link and every quote |
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| − | Now they're just pranks left to read for me |
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| − | And... you see, it beckons me |
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| − | 114 turned his back on us |
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| − | How could you just agree? |
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| − | ...how... I just don't see. |
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| − | I woke up today |
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| − | To a site devoid of true video game lies |
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| − | Drained of every lie, every true false |
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| − | Just like a useless Unicyclopedia |
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| − | Every day of the week |
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| − | That changed the page away |
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| − | Relentless edits |
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| − | No anger |
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| − | Just this relentless post |
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| − | That calls us all onward |
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| − | I'm never closing that tab |
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| − | Leaving this page behind |
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| − | I will stay on my own |
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| − | On this vandalized page |
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| − | I rule the false lies and wrecks |
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| − | and the fake words and thoughts |
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| − | I rule flames, blurbs and heckling of trolls |
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| − | I am on my own |
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| − | I am all alone |
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| − | Everything is gone |
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| − | Stuck editing everything |
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| − | Already bored |
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| − | I'm never closing that tab |
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| − | Leaving this page behind |
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| − | I will stay on my own |
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| − | On this vandalized page |
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| − | I'm never closing that tab |
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| − | Leaving this page behind |
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| − | I will stay on my own |
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| − | On this vandalized page |
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| − | I rule the false lies and wrecks |
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| − | and the fake words and thoughts |
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| − | I rule flames, blurbs and heckling of trolls |
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| − | Ruler of false lies |
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| − | I rule the false lies |
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Video Game Lies
We all knew one. That kid who always told lies about video games. Maybe he knew a cheat code to make Lara Croft naked, or said that something special happened in Sonic if you collected 1000 rings, or that there really was a Carcer City in GTAIII that you had to be awesome to get to. Maybe you were that kid.
Do video game lies arise out of a desire to trick people, or because the liar wants to look cool? We may never know, but we can record all of these lies for posterity. Years from now, historians will be able to observe this unique bit of video game culture.
NOTE: This is not a wiki for funny lies about video games that you just made up, or satirical articles about fake video games. Try Uncyclopedia for that sort of thing.
Video Game Lies was created by Gregory Weir. For more stuff by him, visit Ludus Novus.
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In 1982, 8-year-old Jeffrey R. Yee of San Fransisco set the worldwide record for the high score on Pac Man: 6,131,940 points. In reality, the highest score achievable is 3,333,360 points, due to a game-ending byte-overflow bug in the screen rendering code when level 256 is reached, causing a "split-screen" effect, and rendering the game un-advanceable at this point. Even President Ronald Reagan was fooled by this lie, having sent Jeffrey a letter of congratulations.
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User:Evil_Tim has made many good contributions to the Doom series, Mortal Kombat series, and Talk:Goldeneye 007 pages. We encourage all users to follow in his footstep. Thank you!
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