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Iter Gregorious
I woke up today
Expecting to find all that I wrote
And climb the mountain of lies and notes
Finally I'm at the top of this article
Unfortunately there is nothing left
But vandalism
I woke up today
To a wiki that's edited to blurbs, swears and jokes
I'm the webmaster upon this withered site
I ruled every page, every link and every quote
Now they're just pranks left to read for me
And... you see, it beckons me
114 turned his back on us
How could you just agree?
...how... I just don't see.
I woke up today
To a site devoid of true video game lies
Drained of every lie, every true false
Just like a useless Uncyclopedia
Every day of the week
That changed the page away
Relentless edits
No anger
Just this relentless post
That calls us all onward
I'm never closing that tab
Leaving this page behind
I will stay on my own
On this vandalized page
I rule the false lies and wrecks
and the fake words and thoughts
I rule flames, blurbs and heckling of trolls
I am on my own
I am all alone
Everything is gone
Stuck editing everything
Already bored
I'm never closing that tab
Leaving this page behind
I will stay on my own
On this vandalized page
I'm never closing that tab
Leaving this page behind
I will stay on my own
On this vandalized page
I rule the false lies and wrecks
and the fake words and thoughts
I rule flames, blurbs and heckling of trolls
Ruler of false lies
I rule the false lies
HOWL
- For 65.something
- Part I
I saw the best video games lies of my generation destroyed by
- bad posters, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the wikis at dawn
- looking for an angry fix to an edit that some jerk made,
angelheaded posters burning for the ancient heavenly
- connection to the starry dynamo in the computers of night,
who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat
- up making edits in the supernatural darkness of
- their basements, floating across the tops of doritos
- contemplating dew.
you thoughtless cyberbullies are disrupting this wikipedia. the information must flow
Once more the drama begins.
-- The Emperor Paul Muad'dib on his ascension to the Lion Throne
maybe i have a hardon for lara craft okay? dont freaking judge me
-- this preceding unsigned comment was added by lord raocow
this wikipedia is 'closed' due to the gang war
please visit our sister wikipedia, Aaah!!! Real Lies
NUMBER ONE
- that's terror
NUMBER TWO
- that's terror
WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD THAT WOULD BE
you do ther work we do the pleasre=
where did we come from why are we here where do we go where did you come from cotton eye joe?
- labia sama
Silver and goooald
Video Game Lies
PLEASE
WORK
OUT
We all knew one. That kid who always told lies about video games. Maybe they knew a cheat code to make Lara Croft naked, or said that something special happened in Sonic if you collected 1000 rings, or that there really was a Carcer City in GTAIII that you had to be awesome to get to. Maybe you were that kid. Maybe you are that manchild.
Do video game lies arise out of a desire to trick people, or because the liar wants to look cool? We may never know, but we can record all of these lies for posterity. Years from now, historians will be able to observe this unique bit of video game culture.
NOTE: This wiki is also for funny lies about video games that you just made up, or satirical articles about fake video games. Really. What, you expect us to sort out which lies are legitimate and which lies you just made up? Ho ho, Gegory Wire knows better than that!
Video Game Lies was created Gegory Wire. For more lies by him, visit Ludus Novus.
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What's new on Video Game Lies
- 114 IS A LITTEL CHILD WIKI DEFACE MAN!!
- GO AWAY NOTW
- NOW
- GO
go back to your tokyo home
am fucking not what the fuck
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Featured lie
God's Own RPG:
Tomb Raider starlet Lara Croft is obtainable in Final Fantasy VII. He believes in breeding two gold chocobos and improving them to S Class. Once doing so, beat Joe twelve times and he will be replaced by a new rider. Beat the rider three times, and you will receive the item with no name. With Tifa in your party, leave the Gold Saucer and Tifa will talk about the mysterious item. Show her the item, and the screen will go blank. When vision returns, Tifa will transform into Lara Croft gun can kill any monster first shot.
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Toad is a class C pimp.
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